Global warming crisis

A media hyped bandwagon to fill 24 hour news channels when nothing else is happening. A convieniant cause of all weather extremes, and an excuse for more taxes on anything and everything.

Look it's snowing more than usual this year - must be a global warming crisis.

It's the warmest winter in years - must be global warming.

Let's stick another 3p on a litre of petrol - to cut emissions you understand as you can't afford to drive anywhere anymore.

by Psychosplodge February 17, 2010

Working the garlic

When one is masturbating feverishly

Dude, last night I was working the garlic

by Thor eh December 27, 2011

Working ,Work Class Privilege

You are a person who think's that your opinion out weighs those whom are unfortunately jobless or On Government assistance, Inc Any type of State Assistance Programs, Example SNAP & EBT and so on. or homelessness. You Degrade them because you feel that they are below you and your social circle. you are prone to think that the jobless are just Bums & Druggies Or Illegals. Totally disregarding mental health as playing a roll.

Example for - "Working ,Work Class Privilege" between 2 Faux Beings - and 1 secluded Faux Being.
"JoBlow1 to JoBlow2 "JoBlow3" is a bum, he/she lives with his/her mother and refuses to get a job to help her out! JoBlow3 - i am not a bum i have Agoraphobia and i am on SSI. JoBlow1" See Leaching off the state" JoBlow2" this is why our taxes are higher every year we have to pay for those bums."

by DosGhost February 23, 2021

Chunch Warming

The act of a female squatting over a toaster.

Lisa tried chunch warming to achieve crunchy flaps

by Lawreee March 13, 2011

working fool

A person in a relationship with an unemployed partner that is not motivated to help with some sort of income.

"The more I work the less she wants to" is what he told me. He is a working fool!!

by #truff June 23, 2016

Working, be back later.

Working, be back later is commonly found in away messages as a literal term. However, in recent history it has taken on a more generalized meaning along the lines of "I'm way too lazy to change my away message" It's use is usually associated with the very antithesis of work and should not be taken as it's literal meaning. It goes without saying that their exist a myriad of translations for the phrase, some are as follows:

"I don't know how Aim works and cannot turn off my default away message"

"I don't understand why nobody ever talks to me online"

"I don't even have a job!"

Working, be back later.

by Prefectionist December 18, 2008

working on the railroad

To dry hump

Ashton was working on the railroad with that teddy bear last night

by AmericanaStorm January 1, 2017