axe handles wide

When a girls ass is so wide the only way to measure it is with axe handles

That girls ass has got to be 3 axe handles wide.

by #1Psycho 23 April 15, 2015

world wide wank

What in North America is to Jerk, in England is to Wank. A Jerk with a computer is not just a Jerk at home but a Wank around the world.

" He might mean something to his mother... but to the rest of us he's just a world wide wank ".

by TBA November 7, 2006

wanderlass

-Noun

1. A female who is affected by a strong, innate desire to travel.

2. A female traveler.

3. A female with wanderlust.

4. A lass that wanders.

5. A lass that seeks adventure through travels.

1. Elizabeth Gilbert of "Eat, Pray, Love" is a wanderlass. She took off for a year to travel and find herself.

2. What a jet-setter of a woman! What a wanderlass.

adventurer explorer gadabout globetrotter gypsy haj hobo itinerant jet-setter journeyer junketer migrant navigator nomad passenger peddler pilgrim roamer rover sailo seafarer sightseer tourist vagabond vagrant voyager wanderer wayfarer

by lover of words November 28, 2010

wide

Someone or something that is annoying, irritating, stupid, or uncalled for.

Dude1: Yeah, so I hit her in the face with a baseball bat.

Dude2: That was pretty wide of you, man.

by Chakitten November 13, 2003

Wide Left

Refering to the loss of Clemson University to the University of South Carolina in the 2006 football season. Jad Dean missed the game tying field goal in the final seconds of the game to give South Carolina the win 31-28. The beginning of Steve Spurries domination in the SEC

shit here comes the kick i hope he misses...WIDE LEFT WIDE LEFT THE GAME COCKS WIN

by Cock-a-boose February 21, 2007

Wide

A mispronunciation of the word "wired". It means that you are very excited or hyped. Usually used before a fight. The term originated in Dallas, Texas. Synonyms are "wired", "crunk", or "wide up"

Them boys down by Kiest 'n' Polk been jumpin' stupid. Bro, I'm wide up, lets go get 'em.

by DallasDictionary November 16, 2011

Wide-on

A slang term for when a woman is sexually attracted to a man or another woman.

That guy is so hot he gives me a wide-on.

by reggiefloyd September 8, 2011