warmonkey

Is a God

All hail Warmonkey

by MrNice October 20, 2003

eskimo chest warmer

when you are getting head from someone and you lay a fresh silent but deadly on their chest.

laura was blowing me and i tried to pull her away but, she was going at it so enthusiatically i gave her the old eskimo chest warmer!

by ericl April 13, 2005

Warm seat warrior

Someone who rushes into the bathroom to take a crap right after another person was in there doing the same thing just before. May be interested in Man heat.

Matt practically ran me over trying to catch the lingering man heat when he was acting like a warm seat warrior in the bathroom.

by C.Devon Fix June 18, 2006

Global Warming

The rise in temperature that is probably gonna kill us all

Global warming Heat Heat Baby Earth is fucked up

by GirlWithABroom September 3, 2019

Dick warmer

A pussy,cunt ect. because if you stick your dick in it it will keep it warm on a cold day.

I need Kathy's hot little dick warmer on a cold night like this.

by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009

Warm apple cobbler

An unknown sexual act. Not actually defined, but implied by it's dirty connotations. It's a very dirty, filthy act, but is also a very versatile term.

Person A: I can't believe I actually did the warm apple cobbler.
Person B: I know...I didn't know you and Josh were so close, or so...uninhibited.

by Breanna "Warm Apple Cobller" February 21, 2007

warming the oven

The act of giving a woman oral sex to get her horny for sex. Doubles as a means of lubricating the vagina before insertion of the cock.

"Dude, did you have sex with Alyssa last night?"
"Ya, but she was so annoying and dry I had to start warming the oven first".

by Sargeant. Grumbles August 19, 2009