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Taking a piss

When you shoot yellow warm liquid out of your dick
John: Yo man what ya doing?
Me: Oh me? I'm shooting yellow liquid out of my dick

John: Oh u mean taking a piss?

Me: What?
by dicks yellow September 12, 2018
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One of the best songs in the world. This song was written by none other than Panic! At the Disco.

quote from the song: "Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster, so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"
Person #1: "Have you heard that awesome song by Panic! At the Disco?"

Person #2: "You mean 'Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off?' "

Person #1: "OF COURSE! It's my favorite song by them!"
by panicloverforev July 12, 2006
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Taking Obama to the Oval Office

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.
Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.
by The Original Ass Hat August 24, 2008
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Taking whitey down to brown town

The act of administering anal sex
I got her her favorite flowers and she is feeling very frisky, I have a feeling I may be taking whitey down to brown town!
by Levy Gravy January 17, 2011
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Taking Back Sunday

An awesome awesome awesome band from Long Island, New York... also some good friends of mine.
I've seen Taking Back Sunday five times.
by Midge November 5, 2004
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taking the piss

Making fun of someone, without intending to cause serious offence. Also known as 'pulling the piss'.
Ted: You suck at life.
Jimmy: Screw you!
Ted: Relax, I was just taking the piss.
by Gwai April 18, 2006
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Taking Back Sunday

a band who created their own genre of music, despite their label of emo. The painfully origional lyrics, and catchy guitar riffs make them hard not to love. Adams vocals rip through you like a crying orphan. They have an amazing stage presence and give all their energy into their shows.
taking back sunday is love.
Taking back sunday - your own disaster... "hey lush.. have fun.. its the weekend"
by bldstndgrafiti April 12, 2006
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