Turkish Christmas

When you alternate force feeding your friend seasame seeds and cups of water until they either throw up or piss their pants.

"Dude Jayden had an amazing Turkish Christmas last night!"

by MAKEOUTHILL666 December 21, 2017

Turkish Exit

When someone "leaves" an event before ever arriving, aka when an invitation is never accepted (the declination is often expected). Usually refers to repeated activity, occurring with a friend who always has a soft excuse when invited to hang out.

J: "Did you invite Burak"
Z: "yeah"
J: "Is he coming"
Z: "No, he's pulling a Turkish Exit"
J: "You can't blame him, it's in his blood"

by Fart McAdams November 29, 2010

Turkish Scarf

when i guy is really tall and the girl is short so that the guy can hang his manjunk around her neck thus a scarf

Todd your so tall you could give that girl a Turkish scarf

by twatcandy May 27, 2009

Turkish Kebab

When an arrow pierces a man's testicles and then skewers both balls and lodges there still skewering both balls.

Dude, you just gave him a Turkish Kebab!!

by bungusbeefcake July 3, 2011

Turkish Delight

dessert recipe

ingredients:
2 parts semen
1 part gelatin mix

mix ingredients thoroughly in according-sized bowl. follow gelatin mix instructions, using an ice cube tray as container in which to cool the turkish delights. prior to consumption, sprinkle powdered sugar on the treats.

useful when performing The Narnia

Yo what're those Turkish Delights for?- guy 1

I need them to Narnia this girl for april fools- guy 2

by Aslan the lion May 18, 2009

turkish delight

A turkish delight is not the food but infact a used condom and range from being used or broken

Man last night i was so horny and a didnt have a condom so i used a turkish delight

by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

Turkish Coffee

A slang term describing the process in which 1) a male shits on his partner's face, 2) rubs his butt and nether parts in said partner's face, and finally 3)coaxes the partner into sucking his balls, now covered in his own fecal matter.

My boyfriend makes the best cup of Turkish Coffee--strong and aromatic, just like I like it!

This Turkish Coffee is so thick, I could choke on it.

by Stymey Wilkerson May 17, 2006