Skewering

When you're giving road head, and the driver runs over a bump in the road, skewering you!

Skewering is the leading cause of throat cancer!

by TheMightyCarlton May 15, 2017

Skewering

When someone butts into an existing conversation and won’t shut up. Usually not taking the hint that they are interrupting.

Tom is really drunk, he’s skewering his way into everyone’s conversations.

by Ladywolf69 February 5, 2020

Skewering

Skewering is the act of urethral sounding while simultaneously having a butt plug in.

Oscar was skewering in the bathroom again.

by Jack Shit April 20, 2023

Skewering

Masturbating while two or more people shove as many skewers into the tip of the penis as they can

“Hey Gary I heard your wife left you, wanna do some skewering with mine?”

by Beaunix February 7, 2024

skewering the beaver

to bang some chick, shag her rotten, you get the idea

Chandra got some sorority chick drunk and wound up skewering the beaver.

by CW Lang June 23, 2005

Sneering Imperialist

Someone who looks down upon pretty much anyone from any nation that did not take part in the colonial imperialism of the 1700-1800s. This essentially includes every large European nation, along with the United States. However this can include whatever nation is among the most prestigious, domestically peaceful, and powerful with a significant deal of international militaristic influence.

Grandpa: "Billy, have you heard tell of those savages in the middle east? Bloody awful lot, they are. If only they had submit to our colonial rule for a short while longer, we could have shown them the rule of law and perhaps some manners. They probably wouldn't be beheading good Briti..."

Billy's Friend: "What's he going on about now?"

Billy: "Don't mind grandpa, he's a bit of a sneering imperialist."

by ComradWinston January 16, 2015

Steering Wheel Holder

A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.

This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.

by Mikokat92 May 8, 2019