2 definitions by Aslan the lion
dessert recipe
ingredients:
2 parts semen
1 part gelatin mix
mix ingredients thoroughly in according-sized bowl. follow gelatin mix instructions, using an ice cube tray as container in which to cool the turkish delights. prior to consumption, sprinkle powdered sugar on the treats.
useful when performing The Narnia
ingredients:
2 parts semen
1 part gelatin mix
mix ingredients thoroughly in according-sized bowl. follow gelatin mix instructions, using an ice cube tray as container in which to cool the turkish delights. prior to consumption, sprinkle powdered sugar on the treats.
useful when performing The Narnia
by Aslan the lion May 18, 2009
On the first date, the man slips a roofie into the girls drink. As she is about to go unconscious, a midget dressed as a faun plays the flute. When the girl regains consciousness she is naked in a closet with a lion with a Turkish delight in her mouth. Again the girl is drugged, dressed, and returned home into her own closet.
See "Turkish delight"
See "Turkish delight"
The narnia was tough to pull off, but thanks to that homeless midget we did it, and Sarah thinks she's crazy now
by Aslan the lion May 18, 2009