toolsexual

Someone who does sensual and questionable things with garden tools, such as shovels, rakes, or shears.

Did... Did that bitch just lick a shovel? She must be toolsexual.

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thotsticles

Any part or being of a thot.

She had her thotsticles hanging out of her shirt for everyone to see

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When a THOT in Scottsdale, AZ does a handstand while wearing a skirt letting everyone know she’s got the red laced undies on and means business

Nate filmed girls performing thotstands at the house... #natesanarc

Thotstand by Cg818 June 25, 2018

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when your man and you on a break, or a man is on the sex prowl for something temporary..thotshopping

He wasnt looking to wife her he was looking to wine , dine and bang her, he was thotshopping.

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A basic ostrich however instead of whatever the fuck kind of sound an ostrich makes it spews femi-nazi propaganda from it's ducked up snagle beak

My favorite animal happens to be a THOTstrich

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A basic mirror selfie usually performed by “thots” most often in public restrooms

Jessica and Ashly took a thotshot before returning to their roofied drinks.

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I really had to go but I was in a hurry, so I stopped at Wal-Mart for a quick Toot, Poot, n Boogie.

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