The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.
As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.
(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.
(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
by PhilUK January 17, 2022
Get the tootmug. A soso nub Who always thinks he is great at Counter Strike But sucks at everything including having sex
by YEAR7A Ismah the nub August 23, 2018
Get the Jia toot weimug. Smickle Toot Booty (STB) is the act of raping someone of the opposite sex and laying sliced cheese on they’re anus as they poop and fart.
by Ltlitty January 29, 2023
Get the Smickle Toot Bootymug. by KittyPooper May 12, 2022
Get the Toot Tootmug. The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.
Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.
by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024
Get the Peruvian Honk-Tootmug. by Mt824 February 19, 2018
Get the Re-tootedmug. by Kaz_tells_you_words March 12, 2022
Get the Tootmug.