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tongue the onion 

To tongue the onion is to lick ones sphincter.
Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: Dude, was awesome. I got her to tongue the onion!
tongue the onion by offious July 14, 2010

Tongue in cheek 

The actual act of a person pressing there tongue against the inside of there mouth, causing a bulge on the outside of there cheek for others to see. This is a way of telling another person to fuck off without saying it. The person that is receiving this insult has done or said something that the other person performing the act has found to be, upsetting to them or unable to deal with. There's also a probable chance that the receiver might not even notice or be aware the other persons is performing the action.(right over there head so to say) Those who feel superior to others, hiding a shame or a fear of insecurity, might use this action. Might even be referred to as a childish reaction to a situation that they feel powerless over due to the environment and or circumstances.
office setting

person says "the truth is that college educated people are a dime a dozen these days and theirs no real guarantee that you wouldn't be laid off"

receiver of the above statement performs the tongue in cheek action.
Tongue in cheek by Generic John January 23, 2009

tongue-scoop the stink ditch 

oral sex perfomed on a woman.
After she gave me a blumpy I had to tongue-scoop the stink ditch.

Tongue Depresser 

Vaginal, to anal, to oral intercourse.
Tongue Depresser by Delaney February 20, 2004

tongue emoji 

“Anticipating or preparing to put cock into mouth.”
“Can’t wait to see you tomorrow 👅 (tongue emoji).
tongue emoji by DateRapeDave February 4, 2018

tongue-and-groover 

lesbian

one who likes to put his/her tongue in a woman's vagina, a.k.a. groove
Tongue-and-groovers can now get married in Iowa.
tongue-and-groover by jumpster April 27, 2009