(n) - a brief (but potentially elongated) period of time spent in the restroom after a large meal and/or alcohol when one is physically confused, nauseated, or lethargic as to whether one needs to vomit or defecate. ... or both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Stephanie wasn't sure if it was the Poncho Villa Brian brought or the six pounds of Buffalo Wild Wings Kelly brought, but she was sure of one thing: Stephanie needed to take a Kentucky Timeout.
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Get the den Timo machen mug.The coloration on the toilet paper after a woman on her period wipes after just gets done slurping up some hot semen into her cunt hole followed by a steamy shit and piss parade. After she runs said toilet paper from the tip of her clam meat all the way through the clit canal to the shit covered asshole and pulls it out to look at it, it would resemble the East Timor Flag; white yellow red and blackish/brown.
Big Easy: Breh, be glad your single. I just saw the sickest shit ever, literally.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
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Get the East Timor Flag mug.A dirty timoleon is when you dont shampoo your hair for a month and ask your significant other to wash it as sensually as they can. Dirty timoleons often occur with long term couples, but some people prefer to walk in public with greasy hair hoping someone gives them a dirty timoleon.
"Hey honey it's been a month since I've taken a shower"
"I suppose I have no choice but to give you a dirty timoleon"
"I suppose I have no choice but to give you a dirty timoleon"
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Get the dirty timoleon mug.A time and space that black women gather their collective power of healing and love to help get another sista right. This also extends to men and especially children.
They saw her about to totally crash out but the other women intervened with a sista timeout to see her blessings.
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