snag wipe

one that wipes snot or boogers upon a door knob or wall

Raphael put snag wipe on girlfriends hair

by drippydick11 January 08, 2012

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jabba-wipe

A woman who is addicted to having sex with obese men.

Steve, the only girl in this room who’d fuck your fat-ass would be a jabba-wipe like Ashley.

by Skankaflank May 13, 2022

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botched wipe

The point when ones finger penetrates the paper barrier between it and the anus causing feces to get under the nail. Verify by sniffing the suspect finger.

After smelling my finger I determined I had a botched wipe

by Ivan Denisovich December 31, 2013

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Dunk and wipe

Coined by the famous auto detailer. “the pepper” The dunk and wipe is once your done pooping you flush, then dunk the toilet paper in clean toilet water and wipe.

After wiping I still didn’t feel clean, so I did the dunk and wipe.

by King s a l a m I May 20, 2022

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