Definitions by Relatablegirth

tactical wipe 

Something that is absolutely necessary in a heatwave, for the old gooch.

Simon: oh my gooch is absolutely sodding in this heat.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.

tactical wipe by Relatablegirth June 9, 2023

avabadachi 

To say goodbye or farewell.

Ted: I must be gone

Phil: Avabadachi sir.

avabadachi by Relatablegirth June 9, 2023