P Turner

To not turn up to an arranged date and turn your mobile off or to cancel an arrangement with no notice for a useless reason

"Where is ...? He said he's on his way, I really hope he doesn't do a P Turner again. "Or "sorry it's short notice guys but I can't make it, I'm going to have roast chicken" - or where the "A friend" claims to be on his way to the party and then turns his mobile off and doesn't turn up- this would be described as P Turner

by New Found Knowledge April 23, 2015

Turner Brush Maneuver

When a girl asks her sexual partner to insert the handle of a large brush into her vagina. The person inserting the brush then moves it up down and all around as aggressively as possible either causing great pain or bringing the girl to orgasm. Brushes with ridges, and brushes that are more than an inch wide are generally used but they are not required to be.

Girl: Give me the Turner Brush Maneuver

Boy: No wtf

Girl: I like it rough. If you do not I will Munt you

Boy:Ok fine

by Tony Sullivan April 17, 2024

Turner Hayes/Cole Young

A Turner Hayes or a Cole Young is a generally frowned upon trope in TV or Movie Media in the Modern Age, where in which when adapting an already popular franchise with plenty of characters in it, the studios feel the need to create a completely one note, milquetoast character to be the protagonist and never show up in anything else. The term originates from the character Turner Hayes from the CW Show "Gotham Knights" and the character Cole Young from the 2021 Movie Adaptation of Mortal Kombat.

"I'm sick of all of these "Turner Hayes/Cole Youngs" in shit, just use characters people already know" - A salty redditor.

by LiterallyCthulhu June 17, 2022

colton turner

Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.

Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.

by Regular_ordinary_guy August 6, 2023

Shower Turner Oner

What you turn on the shower with.

Hey Ava! Can you please use the shower turner oner and turn on the shower for me?

by squasha_ November 19, 2020

Tina turner

Someone who rolls Canabis joints without enough tobacco inside it. Usually Turner tobacco a really harsh tobacco

Hey At least you didn’t smoke Abdul’s Tina turner spliff

by Smokeyeastwood May 14, 2018

Turner

A dumb idiot no one likes except for big forehead people that has a potato forehead he’s a dumb little punk that is stupid and cocky fuck turner and he has a microscopic penis

Turner is stupid

Olivia I dated him for money oh wait he has none

by Ahhhh yess daddy & papi April 22, 2022