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You can't run from the rickshaw man

Something that's impossible. It's like trying to run from a man that makes his living by running with a rickshaw all day long. He's going to catch you.
Guy - I didn't pay my taxes and now I have to pay even more.

Friend - You dumbass, you can't run from the rickshaw man!

The sexiest man alive 

DAMN Dr.Phil IS SO DAMN SEXY LIKE DAMN HES The sexiest man alive

R.A. the Rugged Man 

He's just as broke as when he had no deal,
he's stupid his brain's like oatmeal,
he used to be labelmates with Shaquille O'Neal,
now he gets his dick sucked in the batmobile.
Call me Thorburn, John H. Staff Sergeant, Marksman
Skilling, killing, illing
I'm able and willing
Kill a village elephant, rapin' and pillage your village
Illegitimate killers, US Military guerillas
-R.A. the Rugged Man "Uncommon Valour"

The Spear Man 

When a man takes shallow thrusts during sex until the woman is near climax. He then pushes his penis all the way in as hard as he can and holds it there; often causing the woman to scream from the shock.
So I gave her the spear man and she cried out, "OH! YOU'RE SO DEEP!"
The Spear Man by kdon121 May 13, 2010

the white man 

the perfect scapegoat for everyones problems.
Person 1: I got a flat tire on the way to work today
Person 2: Blame the white man
Person 1: I know, he's always trying to keep me down like that.
the white man by quiggler August 13, 2006

Man the Harpoons! 

The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!
oh my days its the whale - man the harpoons!!