penis

Substitute for a large powerful and/or European sports car.

That man drives a Porsche, he must have a very small penis.

I drive a Volvo, I have a huge penis.

by Matt December 18, 2003

penis

the nicest thing ever... best huge and hard. other words for penis - dickcock boner ect ect. use during sex. gets ramed up a girls hole until it feels good then she moans to im so much for more. men enjoy it when it is licked and rubbed and sucked.

Woman - oh baby i love the feeling of your hard, erect penis inside my soft, wet vagina.

Man - yeah, last night was fun. if you want that to happen ever again you better kneel down on the floor and give me the best and longest blow job ever while i watch the football.

by horney May 19, 2007

Penis

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by Rob August 4, 2003

Penis

the male reproductive organ; mantool; willy; wanker; wang

Hey man, your penis is erect. Do you need some "alone time".

Oh yes! Oh yeah! You penis is so large!

Penis' are good with mustard and onions.

by jesus christ November 6, 2002

penis

Something that makes women happy

FUCK ME NOW!! shove that HUGE penis up my ASS NOW!! Im so HORNY.. ohhhh YEAAAAHHH

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

penis

the best part of a man.
used to jerk off.
used for sucking and fucking.
it varies in size, the bigger the better.

"John has such a big penis."
"I sucked John's penis."
"I want a penis in my vagina."

by William Fredrick December 18, 2008

Penis

a mans private part which they really like.

That is one small penis dude! even mine is bigger!

by Edgepoo March 29, 2015