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testicle hound

Noun- 1.One that hounds testicles. 2. Someone who steals something from you.
"YOU TESTICLE HOUND!!! You stole my french fries!"
by WhereArtEsteban September 8, 2006
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Tentaclecore

1) A genre of music usually performed by young white upper-middle class individuals with the use of their parents money. Performing in small obscure locations such as cafe's and other unknown clubs.
HxC KID 1: xdudex xdidx xyoux xgox xtox xthatx xawesomex xshowx?

Shores of Demise fan: Nah, that shits gayyyyyy.
with your fucking octopuses and 2step, peace bro.

HxC KID 1: xokayx xpeacex

Shores of Demise fan: Fukken tentaclecore!
by Peter Gibbs December 11, 2009
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testicle transplant

the transplant of testicles from an organ donor to a reciever who was born without balls.
Andrew: WTf that baby is black. I'm white though.

Andrew's sister: I only had sex with you Andrew. You were born without testicles and mom and dad found a testicle donor for you and gave you a testicle transplant when you were a baby. You mustve gotten testicles from a black man.

Andrew: That makes perfect sense I always felt I had a little black in me.
by ballinwithoutballin January 22, 2010
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testiclees god of love

when loving a woman comes from deep within your testicles to the point of a violent explosion of sperm through the vagina as if your testicles and cock were a greek god of sex.
As my girlfriend was about to cum, I screamed, "I am testiclees god of love" just before I shot my frothy load throughout her body.
by Testiclees God of Love March 31, 2010
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testicle festival

See "Pickle Party" - Too many guys...not enough sluts...therefore Pickle Party
ooooohhhh..i went to the 10th Reunion of Bros! Total Pickle Party, they were still pumping semen from that gay cunts stomach! ooooohhhh...
by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003
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Vagina Tentacles

The long, spindly hairs that hang down from a dog's vagina, usually crusty in texture.
ZOMG! your dog's vagina tentacles just rubbed my neck!
by CooterLoofa March 6, 2011
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testicle

Colorful frozen confection on a stick made from semen
"Gimme a hot dog and two testicles to go"
by Dick Fondla April 28, 2003
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