Superman

Superman was about the most unoriginal superhero. Every kid wants to fly, but its not human to be able to do it without a motor and propellers or rotors. Superman also wears a cape which is not really interesting. As a guy with raw strength, the Hulk is the more interesting superhero, since he is human and is therefore more like a human, and not alien. Even Batman and Robin are more interesting stories than Superman. What kind of kid got interested in Superman, if they had any interest in comic books at all.

Nobody you know is like Superman or Clark Kent, since Superman is alien.

by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019

Black Superman

You know... You can electrocute Superman pretty good but...

Hym "Can't electrocute Black Superman."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2023

Superman Durag

People who wear their durag flap out are gay.

That faggot wore his durag like Superman durag, damn never expected that from him.

by Therealniggaknight January 28, 2021

Superman Jar

When you put two couches close to each other, place a jar in the middle and proceed to lay on top of the two and cum into the jar below.

- I did the Superman Jar yesterday and finally was able to fill my cum jar!
- You have issues.

by GrapleMyAss December 16, 2019

Superman blunt

a weed blunt laced with coke

Yo you tryna smoke a superman blunt? Fuck yeah

by Teki December 26, 2023

Silver Gun Superman

A word in which to describe someone who is particularly good at using hypodermic needles that may or may not be used for heroin use

Man you really are a silver gun superman doc!

by B.Zorro April 27, 2022

Superman Alert

When an obese person enters a room or setting, typically wearing a Superman shirt, hat, etc.

Oh damn, Superman Alert at 3 o'clock.

by 0_0awkward0_0 January 28, 2019