A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops
Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;
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You have to take a Stoops Poops
Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;
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You have to take a Stoops Poops
My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.
I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.
I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.
by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 3, 2024
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Those Stooligans are the most annoying crack addicts in Portsmouth, OH. Billy won't stop selling them that shit.
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My math teacher is a total stoolkicker for giving all this homework! She's gonna make me kill myself!
This job is the noose around my neck, and my boss is the stoolkicker!
This job is the noose around my neck, and my boss is the stoolkicker!
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1. Someone who can’t fight so they stir the pot the call the authorities when they’re treated in kind.
2. Someone with poor hygiene, to the level of feculence (from “stool” meaning feces)
3. A pedophile to hang downrange
2. Someone with poor hygiene, to the level of feculence (from “stool” meaning feces)
3. A pedophile to hang downrange
1. “It’s wild that the others found out the stooley was also a pedo; they shanked him into an unrecognizable state.
2. “Get that stooley out of here! The women are complaining about the smell”
3. “Sub-MOA groupings at 50 yards on a stooley; excellent shot!”
2. “Get that stooley out of here! The women are complaining about the smell”
3. “Sub-MOA groupings at 50 yards on a stooley; excellent shot!”
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