stippey

a awsome last name that only a few people have. it also means u have a large dick that girls love.

wut up bro i wish i was like tony stippey he has a big dick

by steezy stippey January 21, 2010

Staplemeltershape

The process of melting a plastic cutout (of your favorite shape) to your loved ones rectum hole, then pull out the inner rectum tissue and staple it to the shape so it stays in place. Now your partner can shit out your favorite dessets.

Mike Schmitt gave a staplemeltershape in a star shape to Pete M.

by Dvoyak Squared October 24, 2003

Stimpleton Express

When a man slices off his own phallus, affixes two Popsicle sticks to it, one on either side, and inserts it into his own rectum. After the initial use, although generally not recommended, the dismembered member may be used by other partners for their own sexual pleasure.

"Yo man, did you hear what happened to Johnny?''

"No, what?"

"That skanky hooker from down the block got him to give himself a one-way ticket on the Stimpleton Express."

"Aw, what a scum, I'm gonna murder that bitch and then you and me are gonna go Mung Diving, ya heard?"

by Rusty "BongPolish" Shackleford May 3, 2010

Stapled

To be extremely excited for an upcoming event or activity.

Dude, I'm so stapled for that concert on Friday night!
stoked

pumped

by beeeeepbooooop14564 June 21, 2011

Buffalo Stapler

When a man cums on the back of a girls neck then take off the pillow case and stick it to her neck.

I totally gave my bitch a buffalo stapler last night!

by Mitch McKay May 3, 2008

stipend

(verb) to take or get up on something belonging to someone else, usually a friend or acquaintance

John: "Where'd you get up on those grapes?"

Terrance: "Man, I stipended that shit from your mother's refrigerator."

Raynor: "Shit, I'ma stipend your mother's asshole this weekend."

by pkwanderson September 30, 2008

staplesnatch

of, or pertaining to, a woman who's father will not allow her to participate in the act of sexual intercourse until she is married

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!Look at that woman in the corner!!! she cant have any fun cause shes a STAPLESNATCH!!?!

by penguineatingrobot June 30, 2006