squirrel shower

A type of shower in which no shampoo, soap, or any other cleaning thing is used.

The $&@&ing hotel was out of soap and shampoo so I took a quick squirrel shower.

by Gian Luca’s March 10, 2018

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Choking the squirrel

The act of performing oral sexual intercourse so intensely that the one giving it produces noises resembling those of a choking squirrel.

Hey bro, I think my neighbour was choking the squirrel last night.

by The.Rt.Hon.BorisBlowjobson1722 March 13, 2023

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yosemite squirrel

More badass than a regular squirrel, a Yosemite squirrel is the Alex Honnold of the squirrel kingdom. It climbs mountains, drinks beer, and snatches food out of unsuspecting hands.

(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.

by emvyous July 2, 2020

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Bushy squirrel

A hairy ass mustache. There’s normal mustaches and then there’s bushy squirrels. Shave that thang off.

“The fuck is on you’re face?!”

“It’s a bushy squirrel”

by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018

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Silver squirrel

Only ladies or a granny’s hairy pussy, grey haired bush

Granny was so horny she pulled up her dress and flashed her silver squirrel. pussy granny

by Yeldarbrellef May 5, 2018

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somerville squirrel

A large rat commonly seen crossing Broadway.

I was driving up to Winter Hill, when all of sudden, a Somerville squirrel came running out of Foss Park, jumped on the hood of my car and took a steamer.

by Reno Biggs April 22, 2011

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