Slaptism

A Slaptism is when you get Jewish'd by a Shalomander

Yo you're about to get Jewish'd by that Shalomander

OH NO NOT THE SLAPTISM

by Shalomander1234 April 13, 2020

Splattercated

A variation of the word 'splattered'. It means the blood and guts were splattered or sprayed around in a messy way, particularly after a moving train hits a certain person.

"Did you see the news yesterday?"

"Yeah that suicidal person got hit by a train. It's said they were splattercated everywhere!"

by cjwuzheree May 4, 2023

splatter

I type of film where the emphasis is on killing itself compared with gore where the emphasis is on the result of the killing.

Brain Dead is a really funny splatter movie

by Lucas 666 April 9, 2007

splatter

the type of sound made when you throw a pineapple directly at a brick wall and it smells like an urangatang.

"did it go splat or splatter?" Hilary asked bill clinton after he threw a bowl of aunt jamima pancake mix at her crotch.

by Pat The Phunky Homosapien June 27, 2003

splatter the platter

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.

After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.

by Rick S. December 1, 2004

Splat your peach

When a woman Orgasm's see orgasm

My man didn't finish me off last night so I went to the next room and I splat my peach all by my ownself.

All my ladies if you feel me come on do it do it splat your peach.

by MichaelMadman January 14, 2011

Splap

The noise of a turd emitted by the anal cavity of any fat person hitting the toilet water, creating splashback.

I can hear Laura splapping from here!

Laura does enjoy a good splap.

SPLAP ON YOUR FACE.

I have splapped everywhere.

Laura splaps three times a day.

Laura smells a bit splappy.

by Splap-master Splap February 1, 2009