When a homosexual, either male or female, wants to engage in a sexual act with a heterosexual that is not interested in such activities or behavior.
Male- "I had a Dave Coluier Situation last night with my buddy's roommate."
Female- "This girl was staring at me all night, it was a real Dave Coulier Situation."
Female- "This girl was staring at me all night, it was a real Dave Coulier Situation."
by Hangin Outcast March 27, 2013
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Jason: Fuck no! I've pulled off the perfect situation.
Jason: Fuck no! I've pulled off the perfect situation.
by Stré September 19, 2012
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AWKWARD BONER SITUATION (ABS) Example:-
Theme: A Couple sat on a bench
Person1 says: hey let's go for a walk
Person2 says: Oh crap, hold up
Person1 says: whats up?
Person2 says: My ABS just kicked in
Theme: A Couple sat on a bench
Person1 says: hey let's go for a walk
Person2 says: Oh crap, hold up
Person1 says: whats up?
Person2 says: My ABS just kicked in
by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020
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Person One: Dude, guess what. Yesterday I went to walmart and the most randomest thing happened to me. So there was this elderly woman that gave me a fucking naughty stare that literally caused my insides to convulge. Then, siffrmy;u djr dysdtyrf yp ;olr / djr gotdy dystdyrf yp lo;; yjr ns;d smf yjrm djr lo;;rf yjr notf esoy eyg s, o etoyyomh ,sm
Person Two: .....
Person one: ...wtf
Person two: lol wrong hand situation
Person Two: .....
Person one: ...wtf
Person two: lol wrong hand situation
by destinedfate4527 January 4, 2009
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Employer: Tell me what you think you can offer this company?
Black lady: Well, I think this is a good situation for my current...uh...situation. I was in a similar situation, you know, in my previous employment ...situation...oh kaaaay?
Black lady: Well, I think this is a good situation for my current...uh...situation. I was in a similar situation, you know, in my previous employment ...situation...oh kaaaay?
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Get the Situation mug.A compromising set of circumstances that, whilst appearing to have one or more possible solutions, will develop, proceed and culminate in a way that can only be described as shitty.
"We never see him any more though, it just seems a bit disrespectful."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."
"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."
"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."
by jayksroom March 7, 2015
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B: "That, sir, is a shituation."
A: "While I was jerkin' it, my little sister's friends were TP'ing my house. Yes, they saw me through the window."
B: "That, son, is a shituation."
B: "That, sir, is a shituation."
A: "While I was jerkin' it, my little sister's friends were TP'ing my house. Yes, they saw me through the window."
B: "That, son, is a shituation."
by Captain Milligan December 1, 2010
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