SofaKingWeeTarded

So Fricking Retarded

you know man you are sofakingweetarded

by _VB_ aka Derrick January 24, 2009

sofasloth

a much lazier version of a couch potato.

"Some watch dog you got there, he's nothing but a sofasloth."

by junebuggie March 10, 2009

Sofatime

Where two people are layed on a sofa, one resting their head on the others shoulder. This usually leads to kissing, and then sofa sex.

Me: "Me and Natalie enjoyed some Sofatime last night.". Jordi: "Omg, as if you did that to me man, I'm so in love with her!"

by Sofatimelover May 30, 2009

Sofa Mugged

vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.

I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.

I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.

by Apec June 28, 2011

sofarming

The action of changing gender-specific terms and people's names in a clandestine manner so as not to arise suspicion in parental units.

In the grocery store, Emily and I use sofarming to talk about the cute guy at the counter without him knowing.

by Temeraire03 July 3, 2011

sofabating

the act of masturbating on the sofa

I was sofabating at my friends house while his mom was doing laundry.

by new webster August 20, 2011

Socratin

Sorta like Socratic but not. People say this right?

Just look at this Socratin knowledge being shared at this small little table. Is this really a table?

by Socratin Thinker Man December 28, 2011