Small Dick Energy 

Fragile masculinity/inflated ego. Does NOT require having a small dick, either. Homeboy could be absolutely hung and still emit SDE.

Wow, that dude belittling men who like to be pegged is totally giving off Small Dick Energy right now.

Small Dick Energy by BigTiddyGothMullet January 12, 2021

Small Penis Syndrome

Personality syndrome identified by low self esteem in association with a disproportionately small penis. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, the provocation of others in argument in an effort to boost the Small Penis Syndrome (SPS) sufferer's low self esteem. SPS is easily identifiable among owners of monster trucks and forum trolls. SPS sufferers often associate themselves with the American Quarter Horse (AQH) in a paradoxical display of horse penis envy. There is no known cure for SPS, however, ignoring those afflicted with the syndrome will make them go away.

Just ignore the troll. He has Small Penis Syndrome and is just attempting to boost his self esteem by provoking others.

Small Penis Syndrome by Mushroom Webster March 2, 2010

Smallpenisary 

General petty and wholly unnecessary one-upmanship.

The term is derived from the fact that partakers in such tomfoolery are usually trying to compensate for the fact that they have very small peni.

Situations where people could be accused of indulging in smallpenisary:

Louis: Right, I'm going to set my alarm for ten past eight. What time are you getting up, Tim?
Tim: Hmm, I think I'll set my alarm for, let's see, 8:09.

Ian: Oh, what lovely mashed potatoes! And just the right amount, too! Louis, are you not going to finish yours? Can't you manage them?
*Louis is stuffed and looks sick*
Ian: Well, I think I've just got room for some fruit! I'll have a satsuma.
Louis: Well in that case, I'll have a bag of satsumas.
*Louis proceeds to "down" a good ten satsumas*

Smallpenisary by The T Meister October 28, 2005

smallkine 

Used in Hawaii Nei, Smallkine means "a little bit" or a small amount of something of some sort.

"That movie was smallkine junk"

smallkine by Tyson&Sachi April 28, 2008

Small Point 

a place in bath, maine that's beautiful and everyone wishes they could stay there longer.

Small Point is a magical place for love and beauty. family is very important there and the community is very close.

Small Point is perfect.

except in the winter, then its just damn ass cold

Also, the worlds best LL Bean is very close in freeport. check it out, you know you want you

yea its such a Small Point!

Small Point by sequinlighthouse December 2, 2010

Small Penis Syndrome

Noun
The idea that one has a small penis, meaning that they perform poorly while having sex, and must make extravagant purchases and show off to others to compensate their fragile ego.

Contrary to the terminology and popular definition, not everyone with SPS necessarily believes that they have a small penis. Small Penis Syndrome means that a person has low self-esteem and feels powerless in one aspect of their life or another, so they buy obscenely expensive things to prove their worth to themselves and to those around them.

Hip Dad:
What's up brah, wanna take the Benz up to the country club and shoot a round? We'll have a heiny afterwards.

Hip Dad Friend #1:
Mike, you know that you can't afford that car or your country club membership. Why are you buying so much expensive shit?

Hip Dad Friend #2:
Let him have this, he has Small Penis Syndrome. He's just trying to find his self-worth.

Small Penis Syndrome by NYora June 17, 2018

Small penis syndrome

A mental health condition that causes severe anxiety over penis size. It can affect men who do not even have a small penis. This syndrome has developed as a result of our society’s damaging, body shaming attitude towards men’s genitals and the concepts about sex that have been influenced by the porn industry.

Small penis syndrome is poorly affecting his body image and his quality of his life.

Small penis syndrome by UnconditionaLove July 13, 2019