Cheesedick shuffle

The long, embarrassing walk into the clinic after getting burned by that girl you had to carry out of the bar that one night.

Man, I had to do the cheesedick shuffle at the clinic this morning. Needless to say, it was embarrassing and I got 2 new numbers.

by Dangerdansby March 19, 2014

Boxer-shuffle

The noise of boxers coming off

We were laying in bed and then I heard the boxer-shuffle; I knew he took his boxers off.

by LILJAYLICH September 18, 2017

schedule shuffle

The act of not attending any classes until the last available date to change classes for the semester, and then dropping all previous classes and adding new ones in order to be able to tell your professor, "I just added this class yesterday" and avoid being accountable for the quickly accumulating absences.

Marcin missed the first two weeks of the semester so he did the schedule shuffle to avoid awkward conversations with disrespected teachers and avoid absence penalties.

by Robbie Robinho Robinski March 3, 2012

shuffle punk'd

The phenomenon in which one thinks their iPod is not on shuffle (when, in fact, it is) because multiple songs from the same artist are played in sequence.

Steve: Hmm, that's odd. I thought my iPod was on shuffle, but I just heard 15 Beatles songs in a row... *Checks iPod*
...Wait a minute, it is on shuffle.

Mo: You just got shuffle punk'd!

by Mo's Friend Steve October 26, 2010

European shuffle

the act of leaving a relationship to go to Europe and sleep around. then coming home, and getting back with the ex.

C got European shuffled when A went off to Europe. A broke up with C before she went to Europe. She slept with a few European men, only to come home and get back with C.

by kakkam January 20, 2011

Nicotine Shuffle

When you cannot find your vape/e-cig so you frantically search in your immediate vicinity

“Is he having a seizure”

“Nah, he lost his vape. He’s doing the nicotine shuffle”

by JJ473 July 25, 2023

Locally shuffle

The act of shuffling cards on a smaller, more intimate scale. Allegedly done because it is simply too much to shuffle an entire deck at one time.

Nicole was deemed insufficent at shuffling cards on her own. Therefore, Josh (like a knight in shining armor) came through when he locally shuffled the card deck.

by JoeyBigToes December 25, 2018