hop onto my mighty ship 

an invitation to preform sexual intercourse through the anus. Usually said from one male to another since pirate crews were often all men.

T: What is there to do tonight?
A: Hop onto my mighty ship!
T: No thanks.

hop onto my mighty ship by 0101010111 February 4, 2013

douche cruise ship 

when someone has surpassed the level of douche canoe

wow, i didnt think he could do it, but he is no longer a douche canoe. He has reached the level of douche cruise ship.

douche cruise ship by dingledick69 April 6, 2017

all over the ship

Scottish phrase which is the same as "all over the shop" or "all over the place".

To mean that things are messy or disorderly.

There are crumbs all over the ship!

all over the ship by Lovemilk September 25, 2017

I'd ship that 

I'd date that. Deeming someone Commitment worthy in a generation petrified to commit.

I'd ship that girl

I'd ship that by Hollytastic October 17, 2017

The perfect ship 

Mattiemay and Ethan B

This is the perfect ship

The perfect ship by Jimmy3207 August 26, 2019

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ght'ifs'utre'sf'rhg'vgfgh'awerdfg'iosf'hrd'qrdr'yuy'ws'ge'ujtr'wsadfwe'htfgt'whom'dyr 

the most superior version of whomst've

Person 1: whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ght'ifs'utre'sf'rhg'vgfgh'awerdfg'iosf'hrd'qrdr'yuy'ws'ge'ujtr'wsadfwe'htfgt'whom'dyr

Person 2: why the shit do I have to do this?

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'able'ible'al'ant'ary'ful'ic'ious'ive'action'er'ment'or'ness'sion'ship'th'less'y'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ish'ng'mt'ous'ght'ifs'utre'sf'rhg'vgfgh'awerdfg'iosf'hrd'qrdr'yuy'ws'ge'ujtr'wsadfwe'htfgt'whom'dyr by anonymous April 22, 2021

pirate ship 

an act of sexual intercourse between two men and one woman. The woman crouches on all fours and one man inserts his penis into her mouth the other into her vagina or anus. She then slides backwards and forwards on both penises. This mimmicks the motion of a pirate ship ride.

Me and my mate pirate shipped ya girlfriend last night.

Or

Hey man we should pirate ship that chick

pirate ship by Beastman May 13, 2005