Scottish Syndrome is were you appear different in every single photo, on facebook it is hard to tell if you hot because even in your tagged pictures its like a new person every photo.
by WhosBen May 6, 2011
Get the Scottish Syndrome mug.A bitter and twisted, usually bigoted, denizen of Scotland (a.k.a. North Albania) who still lives in the 14th Century. A Scottish Nationalist will often contend that his country has "the English jackboot" on its neck, when in reality, Scotland is a nation full of workshy freeloaders, content to pick up their giro and get wasted on Buckfast. "Jackboot on the neck"? No, more like Scottish lips welded to the English nipple, and sucking furiously.
"Shall I go to work today? No I dinnae have to. I'm a Scottish nationalist, and the bl**dy English will pay my giro"
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A guy who is being cheated on by his girfriend, usually nearly right in the face.
Originated from the film Eurotrip, were the lead, Scottie was dumped by his gf in the beggining, and from which the Song "scottie doesn't know is taken'
Originated from the film Eurotrip, were the lead, Scottie was dumped by his gf in the beggining, and from which the Song "scottie doesn't know is taken'
Lover: Where is your Scottie today?
Girl: He is at home studying, I told him I am going out with a girl friend.
Girl: He is at home studying, I told him I am going out with a girl friend.
by Mariangela August 15, 2005
Get the Scottie mug.Usually tall, fat, round-faced wearing too short a skirt, more fake colourings than you can count. Burka would be a blessing for your eyes. Broken faces.
Signed, a loving Scottish guy.
Signed, a loving Scottish guy.
I had to vomit on my way here because I ran into a Scottish girl.
(Now that's a bit harsh. They aren't that bad. From, the loving Scottish guy.) (Most of them are that bad! From the German guy)(Definitely ugly, according to the Spanish guy) (Broken from the American guy.)
(Now that's a bit harsh. They aren't that bad. From, the loving Scottish guy.) (Most of them are that bad! From the German guy)(Definitely ugly, according to the Spanish guy) (Broken from the American guy.)
by Devans101 May 21, 2011
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I have visited and lived in Scotland, so I know what I'm talking about.
They are obsessed with The Broons and Oor Wullie.
Like to wear kilts with nowt underneath them so they can expose their 2 inch penises.Kilted Klowns In Scotland"
Fuck Off! Well I am Scottish and I know that's naw true and I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
"People who have back grounds and ancesters who are Scottish" I'm sorry but as someone who was born in and still lives in Scotland, I would say that people who are Scottish are only people who were actually BORN here. Other people can say that their ancestors were scottish.......but that doesn't make them scottish.
To be Scottish, you must be able to agree to both of these:
1. Born in Scotland
2. Lived in Scotland
There are different dialects of accents in Scotland. On the West Coast, our accent has been influenced by irish settlers yeeeeeeeeeeeears ago. We say words like "Aye .... naw .... wit ..... aye right ..... eejit ..... pure .... nae bother .... dae ..... hing ......... hingmay ..."and usually miss out the 'g' at the end of -ing words "daein' ....... talkin' .....drivin' ...... eatin'"
Main football teams are Celtic and Ranger. Celtic supporters are known as Tims and Rangers are Huns.
I have visited and lived in Scotland, so I know what I'm talking about.
They are obsessed with The Broons and Oor Wullie.
Like to wear kilts with nowt underneath them so they can expose their 2 inch penises.Kilted Klowns In Scotland"
Fuck Off! Well I am Scottish and I know that's naw true and I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!
"People who have back grounds and ancesters who are Scottish" I'm sorry but as someone who was born in and still lives in Scotland, I would say that people who are Scottish are only people who were actually BORN here. Other people can say that their ancestors were scottish.......but that doesn't make them scottish.
To be Scottish, you must be able to agree to both of these:
1. Born in Scotland
2. Lived in Scotland
There are different dialects of accents in Scotland. On the West Coast, our accent has been influenced by irish settlers yeeeeeeeeeeeears ago. We say words like "Aye .... naw .... wit ..... aye right ..... eejit ..... pure .... nae bother .... dae ..... hing ......... hingmay ..."and usually miss out the 'g' at the end of -ing words "daein' ....... talkin' .....drivin' ...... eatin'"
Main football teams are Celtic and Ranger. Celtic supporters are known as Tims and Rangers are Huns.
I was born in Glasgow and brought up here in Scotland and have a scottish accent......therefore I am Scottish!
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