scroke

A failed attempt at a tea bagging.

I totally scroked last night when my sack slipped off Jim's face.

by Sunsetdistrictincorperated April 11, 2016

scrot and go

When you drag your balls across an unexpecting victim in act of self-pleasure, then proceed to escapes the scene.

I just pulled a scrot and goat on my friend Becky, she was surprised.

by Larry Bung January 29, 2017

Scroink

When an extremely foul old man grabs your scrotum and tickles it. The man will usually say "Scroink" while scroinking you.

"Man that foul old geezer just scroinked Billy".

by Skroinker June 3, 2017

Scrooge Mcfuck

Scrooge Mcfuck is a sex act in which you get a large sum of cash and have intense, vigorous sex on top of it. It is usually used for people who have a money fetish or a fetish for people with a lot of money.

Rich Guy: What do you ant to do tonight sweetie?
Gold Digger: Let's open up your safe and Scrooge Mcfuck until we have a stroke!
Rich Guy: Fuck Yeah!

by That good punani August 11, 2017

Scrotumflops

Scrotumflops is where you take the inside of your ass and turn it inside out. After this your girlfriend or boyfriend sticks there foot in your wet scrotum. Always use butter or olive oil it's the best for scrotumflops.

Define: Hey babe I'm feeling kinky can you give me a scrotumflop?
Oh my bum hurts from those scrotumflops I had today.

by Roxypocket October 17, 2017

scrondo

A name given to someone that starts conversations with strangers at urinals.

“The other night at the bar I went the wahsroom and this random scrondo starting small talking me as I was trying to take a piss”

by Noofbahd November 6, 2018

Scrotie

Someone who although works and has a comfortable home life/ lifestyle, gives the appearance of a homeless person e.g, doesn’t shower for days, wears the same clothes all week and is generally a grubby person.

My brother called around for a coffee today and he looked like such a Scrotie

by Trueman380 November 10, 2018