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When an extremely foul old man grabs your scrotum and tickles it. The man will usually say "Scroink" while scroinking you.
"Man that foul old geezer just scroinked Billy".
Scroink by Skroinker June 3, 2017
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this word is a combination of screwing and boinking; as in sex. A fundimental need that we all have in life and one that is similar to having to "scratch an itch". Like eating, sleeping, breathing and shitting; scroinking, AKA:inking the deal, getting loose, getting down, macing, boneing, slaying it etc, etc. is NOT SOMETHING that we can live without.

I invited her over for a movie but, i was really just looking for a mid week scroink.
scroink by Raffo June 13, 2006
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A combination of the words screw and oink. Originally a synonym for casual party. Created by writer Bill Dalton in 1965, the word was a combination of screw and oink and was meant to be controversial. The word is now meaningless and used as a joke to call attention to something.

Dalton now uses the word in his blog called "Scroink."
There is a scroink tonight downtown.
I got scroinked last night.
Scroink by Scroink August 11, 2012

Scronking 

The process of colliding two scrotum together

The act of boinging during sexual intercourse
I love to perform scronking with my love partner
Scronking by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020

scrinkle 

- to scrunch up
- no, not crinkle... no, not scrunch up... it's SCRINKLE
- kinda like wrinkle but no, it's SCRINKLE
Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person 2: SCRINKLING -scrinkles up paper-
Person 1: Scrinkle? But that isn't a-
Person 2: SHUT UP
scrinkle by raeraerareraerae September 10, 2015
ever wanna call someone a dumbass without calling them a dumbass? schoink is another word for dumbass! not many people will know what it means so you’re safe
peter: for crying out loud, stop being a schoink!
rebecca: a schoink?
schoink by imnotella April 9, 2021
Can be used in place of any word to mean anything you want it to mean and it can be used in any tense. Past tense more commonly spelled stroink'd
Dude you gonna stroink that girl at the party?
You just got stroinked man
Stroinked! Haha
Stroink by cheesemonsta April 20, 2008
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