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The Schoomp Effect

The sound of men's eyes when they swivel in their sockets to look at a woman's bountiful bosom. That woman is said to have "the schoomp effect".

Unfortunate side-affects include:
- men gawking at you all night
- getting hit on constantly
- murderous stares from the women who are trying to get their boyfriend's or a hot guy's attention
A hot chick walks into the bar and every single man turns to stare at her boobs instantaneously, unable to help themselves.

The other women in the bar realise that the hot chick obvioiusly possesses the schoomp effect
by aussiechick April 30, 2012
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Schlim Schlom

To set time aside for something important, but then slack off and do various unimportant things like watch YouTube videos
If you hadn't schlim schlomed around for two hours after school, you would be done your homework
by sludgewagon April 9, 2017
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poopy schoompy

When you pull your penis out of the booty hole, and its transformed into a fudgesicle.
Steyonce will never fuck this kid again because he was poopy schoompy.
by Steyoce May 3, 2018
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Chop Schlop

1.When you shake your head around and your cheeks flap against your face, making a slapping noise
2.When you and your girl do anal and she does the same thing with her ass
1.Steve, do the chop schlop!
*slapslapslapslap*
2.Me and my girl did the chop schlop last night, my dick still feels good
by grease_of_sandwich September 9, 2019
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alter schlumpf

When you leak nudes from somebody with somebody else and after you’re getting exposed for it you blame everybody else.
Yo your girlfriends nudes got exposed did you did it?

Yes but I still fuck her because I did the alter Schlumpf.
by Honigmädchen July 3, 2021
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Papa Schlump

Papa Schlump is the best character from Smurfs. He is extremely handsome, and very wise. He is old, but he would be a good sugar dada. If I were you, I would have him as your favorite character.
x: “who is your fav character from Smurfs?”
Y: “Papa Schlump duh!”
by fifi wifi May 6, 2022
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krunchjonkle schlorppp

when your see the doirito
jeff: "WOW SALLY, IS THAT A DORIOTO?"

sally: "The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness."

jeff: "well i'll be krunchjonkle schlorppped!"
by ghostpossessedbyahuman January 19, 2023
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