noob salad

A counter strike player who pwns on a n00bsalad.net server.

I talked to a noob salad player last night and he was powning me to death.

by OttoBohn January 17, 2008

toss my salad

To rim with deep tongue penetration.

She tossed my salad and then I packed her fudge.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

salad tosser

The art of eating ass.

She's awesome down there, what a salad tosser!

by Lan B. September 28, 2005

Salad Jerks

A nickname for the overly priced salad/wrap restraunt Salad Works. If you didnt see the sign over the doorway and wander into this shithole, then you find yourself reading off a menu that has $12 salads, Call for help immediately.

Guy 1: "Whats for lunch budddddy?"
Guy 2: "I only have $45. I guess were not going to Salad Jerks"

by StreetBikeTakeover June 22, 2009

Memphis Fruit Salad

When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.

Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

saad

1. A name meaning "Happiness"

2. A paint shop in Karachi, Pakistan

3. An incredibly sexy gentleman

1. Saad is such a sweet guy, always making others happy.

2. While I was in Pakistan, my aunt needed her house repainted so we all went down to Saad's Paint shop.

3. Wow, did you see that Saad? I need to get his number.

by carbon12amu March 11, 2008

Salad Fingers

Salad Fingers is a Flash animation created by David Firth in July of 2005. There are currently 7 episodes, titled 'Spoons', 'Friends', 'Nettles', 'Cage', 'Present', 'Shore Leave', and 'Cupboard'.

The series focuses on a creature (most likely a humanoid of some sort) by the name of Salad Fingers. He is tall, bald, pale-green skinned, but his most notable feature is his long fingers, which look a bit like salad leaves. SF is most likely schizophrenic, or maybe just high on drugs. The animations are normally very gory, disturbing, or somehow dirty, but still somewhat addicting to watch. Once you start to watch the animations, you'll find that Salad Fingers is actually a very polite and almost friendly person.

I don't like this game...

I like it when the red water comes out...

That fish smells about done.

-Salad Fingers

by BeatleLuver95 January 5, 2009