ox roast

Finely sliced beef, generally from tough cuts, cooked in broth and served up on bread rolls. Midwestern specialty the epicenter for which is Erie, Pennsylvania.

The Volunteer Fire Department Bazaar featured funnel cakes and ox roast.

ox roast by Cloudy Day March 29, 2004

Spit Roast 

When someone gets into a lot of trouble with the law, teachers etc because they have done something quite seriously wrong.

"oh, i got proper spit roasted by my teacher today because i did not do my homework"

"the police spit roasted me today cos i had some drugs on me"

Spit Roast by mike.t December 10, 2009

Spit-Roast 

When someone roads someone so hard that they can't show their face.

Your face is so messed up you look like August from Wonder! You got spit-roasted!!

Spit-Roast by Jackson2222 December 5, 2017

pig roast 

A sexual encounter in which a woman is put on her hands and knees and penetrated from both ends, generally resembling a pig being roasted on a spit.

I asked the girl I was hooking up with if she had a friend for my buddy. She said no but since there was only two of us and she had three holes she could take care of him too. Then she took us back to her place and we gave her a pig roast.

pig roast by Crooked L3 May 13, 2003

Pot roast 

The sexual act of lubing up the handle of a cooking pot, placing it in a female's anus; then, as you penetrate her vagina with your penis, you defecate in the pot.

I can't believe that bitch let me give her the Pot Roast...

Pot roast by Honorarius January 28, 2006

The Spit Roast 

Simultaneous penetration of the mouth and either the vagina or anus. If the penetrating objects are penises, this is sometimes called The Spit Roast

The woman had sex with two men, and one had there penis in her ass, and another in her mouth, this is Called The Spit Roast.

The Spit Roast by Richard QW April 23, 2007

Maryland Oven Roast 

When one deficates in anothers oven then proceeds to set it on self clean. As the oven proceeds to lock itself and burn all material the feces begins to roast like a thanksgiving turkey. This enturn ruins the oven and causes all future meals to taste like shit.

Ryan McFakin: Damn man my oven is ruined?
Harun Ali: Why dog?
Ryan: Someone gave me a Maryland Oven Roast and i can still taste that shit a year from then.
Harun Ali: Bro that sounds delish!

Maryland Oven Roast by HarunHater911 April 20, 2009