Purple McGuire

Another word for autoerotic asphyxiation.

Do you know how David Carradine died? He gave himself a Purple McGuire.

by KrebsWorld June 11, 2014

purple panty

When you pound that pussy so hard it turns purple. Lips and vag included.

KB- "What'd you do last night?"
DP- "I fucked a hoe so hard she got a purple panty."

by presidentbrink November 4, 2014

purple traffic cone

Disgusting genitalia, typically of the male variety

Person 1: Yesterday I had to blow this guy... It was horrible!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He had a purple traffic cone.

by Cheese___Puff January 7, 2015

purple anaconda

The aftermath of a woman with a blue waffle putting red lipstick on and sucking a mans dick, thus turning it red. He then sticks his red dick in her blue waffle making a purple color on his jimmy wang.

She had a blue waffle so we decided to try the purple anaconda. It was sensational.

by BlakeTheSnakeDager August 9, 2016

Purple lightsaber pad

A fly ass terrordome apartment made for pimpin' on a shoe string budget.

Yo my ass so broke but I hooked up the pad with mad shit g on less than your ghetto place.

Welcome to the my purple lightsaber pad bro!

by Anthony Congress November 14, 2016

Purple dome

The deeper coloured head of an erect penis. Domed like darth vaders helmet.

I'm going to polish my purple dome. wank.

by Gateboy February 17, 2017

Purple Pop

And engorged male cock with an oversized, bulbous, purple hued bell end.

That dirty whore went down on my purple pop and choked on the nut.

Your mom couldn’t get enough of my purple pop last night.

That toothless prostitute gummed the he’ll out of my purple pop for $5.

by Eaton Holgoode October 18, 2017