cuddle puddle

Cum or Vaginal fluid left on a bed, seat, floor, etc. after sex.

I hope you guys didn't leave a cuddle puddle in my bed!

by Jerry November 18, 2004

Cuddle Puddle

A cuddle puddle is when 3 or more people and 1 or more animals cuddle anywhere and everywhere. It is a lot like spooning.

One day Megan was playing MW3 cuddling with Zyla when the other Megan came home and began to cuddle with her and Zyla, then Otis the cat decided to come join, meow. Soon after Korey walked in and said "Let's make this a cuddle puddle ladies!" and joined into the puddle of cuddle.

(i.e. this is not an orgy... yet)

by Pussy_Power69 December 16, 2011

Puddlemum

A mother resembling a puddle.

Ha look at you, you've got a puddlemum

by vioStyle January 7, 2009

Puddle Drinker

One who replenishes their thirst with leftover rainfall which has landed on ground.

That Phil McFivenames is a puddle drinker.

by Puddle-Drinker-Anonymous June 24, 2017

puddle head

Someone with a head full of puddles and nothing else.

You puddle head!

by TheDon March 5, 2004

Puddles

the liquid mass, right before the beauty gass exits the pipe and destroys your lungs

I smoked many puddles before I walked in the room and said blahahlo.

by Doop master Flash November 14, 2003

puddled

The act of being boring (much like a puddle , they are just there and boring).

I have never met such a puddled person. All you do all day is sit on the couch watching T.V. and eat.

by James Hickey24 June 4, 2007