Philemo

When a comment or question is deep and philosophical, but still sad and brooding enough to be considered emo.

A: If i died tomorrow, how much would my family care...how little would the world?
B: Wow Bob, that was philemo.

by aproy October 15, 2017

Philademption

(noun) the feeling the City of Philadelphia has after beating New England & Tom Brady in the Super Bowl.

The Philadelphia Eagles got "Philademption" over the New England Patriots by winning Super Bowl 52 the team that beat them 13-years earlier in Super Bowl 39.

by Dunkadelic Era February 5, 2018

philked

The act of being moist.

She was getting philked all night long.

by speech teach February 26, 2018

philadelphia splunk

Mixing Jolt Cola with Choco espresso beans to form a caffeinated drink.

Jeez, I could really use a Philadelphia Splunk to wake me up right now...

by The Straightest Man October 22, 2018

Phildoed

to be Phucked by a coworker named Phil, screwing your job/day up

I got Phildoed today.

by Just a worker September 20, 2019

Philadelphia Pancake

1) Sexual position wherein both male and female are laying back facing each other, either in a scissor position or the females legs bent over the males. The penis must be semi-flaccid to bend properly when inserted into the vagina. The thrusting comes from a rapid succession of punches that contact the base of the penis and may even incorporate grazing of the vulva.

2) how you'd picture two paraplegics going at it

3) see Hawaiian handshake Philadelphia Fist bump

"We were so beat after bangin' all afternoon all we could do was the Philadelphia Pancake... Laziest shit I've ever done but damn was it good"

by CMDR Peaches November 2, 2019

Philadelphia finger fuck

Putting cheese whizz on your finger, then finger banging a girl's anus or vagina

Cherry came up from New Orleans and was Philadelphia finger fucked with dollar general cheese whizz by Nathan

by Gramma's left titty June 9, 2020