al pedo 

An Argentinean way to say you don't have anything to do. Or when a thing doesn't have a purpose.

Example: estoy al pedo querés venir un rato.

Or: está materia está al pedo, no aprendemos nada

al pedo by Solcidf June 28, 2018

Pixar Pedo 

An ugly little man who has sexual needs towards children who watch Pixar movies. He can usually be found peering into their living room windows spying on them. However, there have not been any kidnappings reported. He tries to avoid any confrontation from adults.

Note: he usually wears glasses and his only diet intake is large bottles of Pepsi Max.

Mommy found him! He was looking for us when we were away on the school trip. The Pixar Pedo!

That dude sure is creepy

I shouted at the Pixar Pedo and he scurried off into the night, I’ve never seen that freak since

Pixar Pedo by Wellington101 November 17, 2018

Emily pedo 

This girl I a actually a guy who try's to be your girl freind and acts like a pornstar and sends you nudes. He is on this very website to I got got tricked by him and I was broken

Emily pedo

Emily pedo by The lonely guy June 3, 2019

nice pedo 

a pedo who you actually like such as not wanting to run away from them or calling the cops. Meaning you actually want them to fuck you because they are a nice pedo.

bruh i met this pedo online and i actually like him/her i think he/she is a nice pedo

nice pedo by Big Batty Homo 76 August 10, 2019

Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper 

Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.

Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes

Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019

paddy pedo 

paddy pedo is a person that hides in bushes or trees and will be a pedo he also gives you nonsense maths work that nobody can do we don’t like paddy

person 1: hey do u see that in the trees

person 2: omg yeah what is it ?
person 1: ITS PADDY PEDO

paddy pedo by u stank July 18, 2020

No Pedo 

usually said after something that sounds very pedophilic.

she fine for a middle schooler no pedo

No Pedo by t_odi October 1, 2020