The reason why Gateway Computers has a cow as a spokesman is because, just like a cow patty, Gateway Computers comes from a cow's ass.
by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 05, 2009
The hottest couple in the entire world that everyone is completely jealous of. Everyone wants to have an Evan and Pattie relationship.; A term that refers to a really amazing couple.
Person 1: Have you seen that couple? They have such an Evan and Pattie relationship!
Person 2: I wish I could be like them!!
Person 2: I wish I could be like them!!
by merfthesmurf December 28, 2011
Before a man has anal sex with a woman, He puts lettuce in her rectumm and proceeds to ram it in. After it is thouroughly rammed, he urinates on it and then eats it.
by Jakemasta flex June 10, 2003
by Gangsta_pianoplayaa October 14, 2007
by Matthew T. Kane June 20, 2006
A very flabulous release of gases out of the vagina. Characterized by the trademark wet sound of flapping lips and sour mayonnaise-like smell.
by Agent Kaniff June 23, 2007
A kink patty is when you take the males feces and make it into the shape of a hamburger...then you place it on his chest and flip it with your hand flat like a spatula.then make sizzling noises and pretend he's so hot he can cook your kink patty once you've had enough fun with that place the shaped feces on a hamburger bun and there it is...a kink patty
Hey babe I'm feeling overly kinky tonight...are you ok with that? Mind if I make a kink patty on your hairy sexy chest and make a burger with your poop?
by Dr. Kink July 27, 2015