omulet

Or "amelette". A good-luck object dat magically allows you to really "whip up some good eggs"

As a child, I always thought dat Gramma possessed a special omulet which enabled her to make such scrumptious cackleberry-creations, but now I realize dat she was just really talented --- and well-practiced --- at her culinary skills.

by QuacksO January 24, 2026

Cry-ometer

(noun)

An instrument that measures the level of a person's sobbing. This is generally applied to a person who has just been through a traumatic break-up, or otherwise mentally damaging experience.

Also used to detect feminine and/or gay tendencies in humans.

From the greek "Cryometer", an instrument that measures coldness.

Jack: Dude, Jen broke up with John!

Josh: OMG! Have you seen him yet?

Jack: Yeah I was up with him all night. He was like a 10 on the cry-ometer.

Josh: Oh man, this is some heavy *^&%!

by pi@noguy December 7, 2010

Hair Omelette

The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.

John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"

John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."

John#1: "..."

by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011

hobo omelet

Aaron's fav breakfast. Put anything you want in there. Scramble with your stick. Soak till it's done.

Aaron enjoyed Vickie's Hobo Omelet.

by Prosser_Casanova May 23, 2014

Dull omelet

The worst insult in the world, anyone who utters it is a ridiculous person and deserves death by public stoning.

Chrissy is such a dull omelet, she is just the worst. We do not like her, and she has crows feet

by Omelet February 19, 2015

French Omelette

A sex move you only do with prostitutes

I smacked it up, pushed it down and flipped it like a spatula. In the end I gave her a French Omelette

by Jewverine July 31, 2016

stomach omelette

A spew, usually with a high volume of carrots and corn.

After consuming a number of Vodka Cruisers, Kelly left the discotech and poured a big stomach omelette onto the foot path.

by sd;lfkjsd;lfkj August 16, 2017