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2000 mules

A reference to the mules given out to the slaves freed at the end of the civil war along with the 30 acres of land per slave. Used by opponents of reparations' for African Americans in the U.S.A.
Bob:

Come on man how can you not support reoperations you racist! My people deserve something for slavery!

Chris:
2000 mules lol

Bob:
Really man?
by Bill_Whitney May 15, 2022
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Mule

Homely women one coerces into sexual congress to satisfy long standing sexual frustration, usually at 2:00 am after 7 shots of tequila
Pedro took that mule home last night and in the morning hid in his own closet till she finally left.
by Sixgun March 11, 2018
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beautiful mule

Wow she's really pretty but only a beautiful mule.
by notfancy March 1, 2018
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Whackin the Mule

Beatin your man-meat like it owes you money. Spankin the Wank. Chokin the Chicken. Flogging Your Log. etc.
I'm just sitting here whackin the mule like it owes me money...whatabout you?
by LustyLes March 27, 2013
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Brent Mules

the most awesome person in the universe who can do everything and isn't gay because that would be weird and dumb and by the way deblob 2 is the greatest game ever which should be played a lot
fan 1: hey dude have you seen the newest brent mules video

fan 2:yeah i watched it 3 times the second it came out

fan1: well if you like brent mules so much you should marry him

fan 2:no because being gay is weird and a sin according to jehova

fan 1:agreed

subscribe to brent mules
by deblob3 May 25, 2025
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Señor Mule

Señor Mule is someone who works hard and doesn’t quit till the job is done
by Nebraska-Canadian March 10, 2022
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money mule

A person that (most of the time) unwillingly takes part in money laundering. It is illegal even if you only take part.

Example 1:
Somebody transfers 10k on your bank account, telling you to keep 10% and transfer the rest on another account

Example 2:
You get a text message on your phone: „Rate these hotels and make 5000$ in an hour“

This COULD be money laundering and clickbait, due to the fact you‘ll get the cash but can only keep 10% for example and transfer the rest.

This makes you a money mule.

What if I keep it?
If you keep the money and dont transfer it to another account many things could happen:
A: You‘ll get flagged as suspicious and your bank account will freeze + legal problems
B: The people that you got the money from threaten you, or report you as suspicious
Did you know mark is making 500 an hour by only rating hotels?

Hes probably a money mule
by FlyOnTheRegular May 27, 2025
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