the most awesome person in the universe who can do everything and isn't gay because that would be weird and dumb and by the way deblob 2 is the greatest game ever which should be played a lot
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fan 2:yeah i watched it 3 times the second it came out
fan1: well if you like brent mules so much you should marry him
fan 2:no because being gay is weird and a sin according to jehova
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fan 2:yeah i watched it 3 times the second it came out
fan1: well if you like brent mules so much you should marry him
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by deblob3 May 25, 2025
by Cantelope Jim April 06, 2022
by Cantelope Jim April 06, 2022
A cum mule is a super slut that goes across state lines, fills her whore hole with sperm and transports it safely and discretely back to her town of origin
My girl goes to visit her friends in eastern shore virginia all the time.
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule
She claims to be visiting and spending time with family and friends.
I know the truth shes fucking her friends husband and his buddies
She comes back like nothing happened
Such a dumb dirty Cum Mule
by HorsethePussyFilla December 06, 2017
When you constantly get ass fucked so hard by life your cries sound like the hee-haw of a baby mule.
by John_doe_1018 July 25, 2023
The phenomenon that results from being surrounded by an overwhelming majority of mediocre looking women, whereby "6.5's" start looking like "10's."
Man, check out that honey. She is BANGIN'!
Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.
Bro, you need get out of Allentown more, you've got a bad case of Mule-Eye.
by misterburns1 July 15, 2008
I need you to rub mule neck.
by .... Anonymous_girl... November 10, 2017