visually molested

when a friend of the opposite sex sends you text porn of your same sex.

my friend (male)
Me (a female)

(me) I get a text and look at it and text back to my friend you just "visually molested" me with your female porn

(my friend) you know you like it

by sundshine October 28, 2010

mateship

A bond between australian men that runs deep - very deep!

I would like to mateship you

by Johan1991 January 23, 2009

Moesha

Another word for Moobs

OMG! did you see Josh's Big Moesha's! He needs a bra or something!

by F-I-Z-Z-L-E February 8, 2009

Molestache

Any moustache, beard, sideburns, or any combination of aforementioned types of facial hair grown in such a way, or worn by such a person, as to convey a sense of creepiness; short for 'molester moustache.' Originally coined by
Abraham Finkbeinner in some filthy frathouse basement.

Isaac, you filthy man! With that woodland camo hat, plaid shirt, and tattered jeans, your otherwise respectable facial hair has become a Molestache!!

Look at that creepy guy in that panel van, with the mullet and Molestache.

by Stephen Nazzaro August 29, 2006

modest mouse

A mouse who crys at night because it thinks that it is fat.

Minnie mouse is a modest mouse

by Crampas March 9, 2005

moleskine

an over-priced notepad that could be purchased elsewhere for a considerably cheaper price

Moleskines are expensive

Person 1: Wow, this dinner is so expensive!
Person 2: Yes it is, but we could have purchased 1/2 a moleskin instead if you prefer..
Person 1: No way

by Oh, him again August 5, 2011

Mokes

Someone who does heads. They have many head doing traits. Similar to word loser.

Shannon is a mokes. She is annoying

by Dr. Einstein July 4, 2008