Cock Moccasin

Another word for a bare skin condom, or a natural skin condom

My girlfriend hates the feel of latex condoms so I use my cock moccasin's for a more natural feel.

by angelphish October 27, 2020

Bri-mosa

A mimosa. Bri style.

The Bri-mosa is so refreshing. Such a great treat for the holidays.

by Bpsamples November 26, 2020

Matteo Mascaretti

An Italian Famous Clown. When he talks about anything you can hear the circus song in the background.

I met Matteo Mascaretti, his nose made popi popi.

by Dafbbaby November 24, 2021

Bad mascara day

When your mascara is not cooperating and you wipe it off and restart a bunch of times and still can’t get it to look good

Damn my makeup looks so bad, today is definitely a bad mascara day!

by Cry$t4l_B1tch724 April 25, 2022

Cosmic miscalculite

An intelligent person who is capable of doing math but, for reasons of entropy/fate/providence/bad luck, gets the answers wrong anyway, even to the extent that even math teachers are stumped as to why.

"I checked my answer 20 times. 20 TIMES! And the teacher checked it five times! I showed my work twice over. Neither of us knows how I got question 4 so wrong."
"You poor cosmic miscalculite..."

by gorpoglorp January 28, 2023

Gorilla Mascara

The female counterpart to the famous “Gorilla Mask”.

A sex act in which a female will shave her genital/pubic region, hold the pubic hair in the palm of her hand during sexual intercourse. The most popular method of this act is when the female spits in the eyes of her sex partner during the sex act. When the partner climaxes the female will ensconce the eyelids with pubic hair.

Although it was popularized in the USA in the 1970s movie Air Bud 3, many variations of this method exist in Mexico, Northeast Berut, and New Zealand as early as 1970 BC in the ancient Sumerian play “Arrus Buttici Du” translated as “Air Bud 2”.

“Hey honey, I didn’t mean to scare ya, I was just giving you some gorilla mascara.” - Tupac

by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023

David Miscavige

This microscopic turbo-manlet rose to the top of Scientology by performing copious amounts of standing blowjobs on L. Ron Hubbard. Petite and effeminate little David likes to beat up the people he has brainwashed in a futile attempt at asserting his nonexistent masculinity and despite the fact that he wouldn't survive for five minutes on an elementary school playground. Fun fact: Manlet Miscavige is one of the few manlets who is even shorter than tiny Tom Cruise. For shame!

Isn't that Scientology's leading manlet David Miscavige receiving an atomic wedgie from a grade-schooler over there? Oh well, boys will be boys.

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024