Skip to main content

double backed monster

An insulting term for sexual intercourse. Used by Shakespear in Othello.
Roomate: Oh crap dude! We need some kind of signal like a sock on the doorknob or something. I cant believe I walked in on you and your girl making the double backed monster.
by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006
mugGet the double backed monster mug.

party monster

Macaulay Culkin stars as Michael Alig, a real life club kid in the 90's. This movie is based on the book Disco Bloodbath, in which Michael Alig's friend, James St. James (another known club kid) tells of their lives as club kids. This movie is great, though most of it is either during a party, doing drugs, or both. It is mainly based on how Michael Alig is convicted of murder. Culkin does a really great job, as does Seth Green, who plays James St. James. Not for the weak of heart or homophobic people.
Tales of the original club kids; drugs, parties, and murder.
by adrian April 12, 2005
mugGet the party monster mug.

Monster Moist

The complete state of panty wetness induced when a redneck boy takes his redneck girl to a monster truck show at Monster Jam. May also induce wetness for any MILF attending a Monster Jam event that is there with their pre-pubescent boys and they are into trucks.
Kleatus took Sarah to Monster Jam last night. She was squirming in her seat the whole time and was so horned up over them big trucks she done went and got all Monster Moist.
by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015
mugGet the Monster Moist mug.

Montgomery Monster

In the 1940s, when segregation was on the rise, a white man by the name of James Manton invented what is known as the "Crotchal Stimuli Injection System" - a.k.a. the modern day penis pump. Manton knew that the only way that the white man would be able to compete with a black man's penis (see Alabama Black Snake) was to "stack the deck". What was the result? On average a 12.75 inch purple armored warrior known as the Montgomery Monster.

Much folklore surrounds the Montgomery Monster, and some local tales tell of the beast separating itself from the host body, pillaging major towns, and adding to its vast empire of dick royalty.
"The Montgomery Monster destroyed my home, raped my wife, and ate my children. However, it was damn impressive. I need to get me one!"
by Lord Terry Hughes September 19, 2009
mugGet the Montgomery Monster mug.

Monster Energy Drink

monster energy drink is a drink that thousands of people enjoy. that doesn't mean you have to like it. a lot of people drink it because its the" cool" thing to do but people also drink it because they enjoy the taste or are looking for something to give them a little energy. but no monster is not a life style so don't try and act like its your whole world. its just an energy drink (even if its like the best tasting drink u ever had)
P1: i love monster energy drink!!! i would die without it!!! (don't do this)
P2: i like monster energy drink it is very refreshing (this is accepted)
by warpedkitten June 11, 2015
mugGet the Monster Energy Drink mug.

Spawn Monster

1. One who cannot become strong without the use of Spawn (a testosterone producing drug)

2. A choir boy who wishes to become strong in attempt to intimidate but cannot accomplish this without the use of the drug Spawn and without the proper technique just becomes fat

3. An ass-fag
"Chris thinks he is scary now that he takes Spawn but instead of becoming big he is just transformed into a spawn monster and ass-fag and has uncontrollable spawn rages and weighs over 250 pounds with man tits!"
by SBDYBM July 22, 2009
mugGet the Spawn Monster mug.

monsterbation

The act of masturbating while going "RAAAAAAWWWRRR!" Like a monster/dinosaur
Max decided to experiment with monsterbation, but the noise made his mom come to his room, and discover what he was doing.
by Maudlin La An April 1, 2010
mugGet the monsterbation mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email