The Mongolian Mitten

The frightening act of a mans hand, usually after an extended time spent in the cold winter weather, entering the females asshole and the spreading his fingers wide so as to warm his hands prior to sex.

The greasy italian came in from the cold pennsylvanian winter with near frost bite and in desperation prior to sex stuck his hand into his unsuspecting girlfriends ass to warm his hand with the nice environment of her inner sphincter, also known as giving her the Mongolian Mitten.

by snatchman2 May 6, 2010

ass mongler

one who adores and lavishes their own ass ring

Awwww piss! Ned, get your finger out your ass crack will ya, you ass mongler

by sean the ass mongler.... JK November 10, 2008

Mongol

People who orginated from mongolia , like turks.

Hey , look at that mongol turk.

by frankypoo April 4, 2007

mongler

when one is inclinined to sketchiness and shadyness combined

Fuck what a mongler
Man that guy is dirty, what a heebin mongler

by paul January 11, 2005

mongolian

Man with shaved sides and a long ponytail down the back.

Im thinking of growing out a mongolian for my next hair style.

by bobby v. brown January 12, 2008

Mongolian Psycho

A person of Mongolian descent that tries to kill a household pet such as a rabbit, dog, bird, or even sometimes small children for game. They may use the meat in Oriental foods.

I went over to Chong's house yesterday and ate his home made Mongolian Beef. It tasted just like Little Jimmy next door, I'm suspecting he may be a Mongolian Psycho.

by StraightGuy January 12, 2009

Mongolier

Title.

A position of royalty in utter foolishness. i.e. for a Jester to becomg King.

For George W. Bush to not remain president would be less than Mongolier.

by the_ultraplanarian December 6, 2004