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Full Mitch 

The act of a man getting so butthurt that he leaves a facebook group because something offended him.
That one dude was so mad he went Full Mitch last night, hahaha
Full Mitch by JabbatheJutt May 16, 2015

The dirty Mitch 

When you spin around with your pants off until you throw up then you vomit onto your erect penis and hand and use it as a lubricant and jack yourself off
Guy 1: hey what did you do by your self last night
Guy 2: I played call of duty, watched porn for four hours and pulled the dirty mitch
Guy 1: sick
The dirty Mitch by MItch111166699 September 27, 2011

ill mitch 

- Russian Rapper. Full name is "Mitchard."
www.illmitch.com

Also, his board is fast and danger
"I'm Ill Mitch, now listen to me recording, when I'm on street I'm always street boarding..."
ill mitch by ill mitch fan October 9, 2005

skinny mitch 

skinny ethopian like man that lerks the dark streets and back alleys praying on nothing but leaves and the odd half eaten chicken wing, this creature looks like its dieing but dont be surpised when it attacks u with its fierce long and skinny finger nails.
brayden- man what is that thing following us.
ty- just run its skinny mitch he will try and eat us

basic mitch 

A guy who describes himself as a Chairman and CEO entrepreneur, but is really just an exterminator that owns his own car (Blue Beetle).
Can you believe that guy we met last night at Applebee’s that ordered a Long Island iced tea?! He’s such a basic Mitch.

Dirty Mitch 

When one takes an unnaturally large shit in a public toilet and leaves it for the next guy. The shit may be so massive that the toilet in question may need to be removed.
Tom: Holy Fuck! come check this out, somebody pulled a dirty mitch!
Dirty Mitch by Supermannnnnnn December 9, 2008