mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong May 9, 2018

Mitch

to look like a dominos delivery man

that pizza guy is such a mitch

by fightingpeacock February 27, 2017

Mitch Hart

Biggest bullshitter the world has ever seen. Mainly lies about girls like how many he's slept with or how many he's been with, kissed, met and messaged and so on... Most likely vapes and thinks he's a gangsta by also smoking cigarettes and weed but shit weed by drowning weed with tobacco. Not only does he think he's a bad man and a ladies man he's a ginger orangutan who has a massive orange caterpillar as an excuse of a moustache with a lesbian like haircut. Watch out ladies!!!

Boy 1: Last night i fucked about 50 girls
Boy 2: yeah okay Mitch Hart

by Cutegurl76 April 18, 2016

Pulling a "Mitch"

Telling your buddies you're coming to hang out then disappear for the rest of the night. If you are the "Mitch of the evening" (often synonymous with bitch of the evening) then you will most likely respond some time in the next 12 hours.

"Did he answer his phone?"
"No I think he's pulling a "Mitch" again"
"Damn that little slut"

by Demockej January 17, 2018

Mitch

Soy gentil, atlético, amante de los deportes acuáticos, compañero, juguetón a más no poder, soy fantástico para hacer llamar la atención, me encanta relacionarme con todos los de mi especie sin importar tamaño, nacionalidad, algo bueno para la hora de jugar. Y ami a los humanos que están a mi alrededor, cuidándome y dándome todo su amor ya que para ellos mi amor es incondicional.

Mitch.lab.courtois

by Hannid62 January 27, 2017

Mitch

The most lit kid in middle school. HOOOOOOOOOT🔥 Lovely, nice, and caring. But his brain doesn't work so much.

Hey look at John he is such a Mitch.

by JkLOLS122 February 8, 2017

mitch and boan

When posting to an internet discussion forum, it is another way to say "bitch and moan" without having the words be scrambled by the "offensive language" sensors or having the posting refused altogether because of "offensive language."

I was trying to rant about how much Obama likes to whine and blame others, but the site wouldn't let me post the phrase: "bitch and moan."

"Just use "mitch and boan" instead; people will know what you mean and why you had to post it that way."

by mike87111 November 10, 2012