by MidgetRoyale March 11, 2021
A bit like a army swiss knife. comes with lots of attachments handy to keep in your pocket for all those akward situations
by Madpants March 27, 2011
basically someone who is short and smells like shit, or someone who doesn’t wear deodorant. this can also be a compounded roast:WHATS UP YOU FRICKING TOSSPOT BANGER DOOKIE MIDGET JIBHEAD
person 1-omfg josh did you wear deodorant??? you smell like a dookie midget!
person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.
person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me
person 2-i was in a rush ok!!! i forgot.
person 1-that’s fucking nasty man, stay away from me
by hehehe_idontlikekiwi June 05, 2022
He is a very fun and cool guy to be around BUT he does like to overly use the N-word and likes to call people jew as we speak i can hear him right now saying jew
by wee tod February 07, 2020
When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.
... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash.
by 5533X3 November 17, 2020
A pungent, distinct stench from a person under average height due to their sweat glands being improper size for their body, often perceived negatively by olfactory senses.
by Cass Money March 16, 2009
by Realvimshady April 01, 2019