Cohens a midget

The shortest boy you’ll ever see

Cohens a midget!!

by A sink December 13, 2019

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midget dictator

A tiny human with the intense desire to rule everything and everyone around them.

She is such a midget dictator

by Hotmamats December 20, 2016

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Midget stew

When your man is small and your tall trying to eat him out.

"Oh last night i tried midget stew with jake"

by JJ Has big friend called dave December 21, 2019

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E-midget

Commonly used to refer to a delusional person thinking theyre tall and adding either a few extra inches to their height, results vary depending on level of delusion. Commonly 5' or below in height.

Friend 1 : so i've been in this discord for like, 4 months, right? And then comes up a girl named emi who says they're 5'7".
Friend 2 : Oh, They're totally an E-midget. Thats totally false.

by TotallyNotNiji March 15, 2021

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Super Midget

A mighty little man (or woman) who is extremely muscular or strong especially with their domante hand. Typically from south america or the southern areas of countries, and are extremely good at tumbling in races because their legs are to short to run fast. Also have a very short temper and memory.

Man: Nice job on the race, you roll pretty fast!
Super Midget: F#CK YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE TWAT!
Man: Wow calm down bro
Super Midget: What, I didn't even do anything bro?

by WhiteisTheNewRight March 23, 2017

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