I will crack the melon in the shower.
by D Conte January 07, 2008
Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.
by Black eyed cooler July 04, 2022
by anonbandit January 02, 2022
Humorous phrase dat a guy utters to triumphantly/braggingly indicate his lack of difficulty in getting a buxom gal to let him play wif her boobs.
I first asked Tiffany if I could gently bury my face between her ample tits; once she allowed me to do dat and was feeling all warm and cuddly from my tender nuzzling, it was then totally "easy peasy melon squeezy" getting her to let me "put my hands where my face had been", especially since by then she was accustomed to having me make major physical contact wif her chest-pillowz.
by QuacksO April 01, 2021
A swedish little short man that speaks melonese and well… is a melon, they know a little bit of taekwondo and they are angry and aggresive PS:they have roblox troll youtuber humour
by Uhhhdefinitelynotsiror December 18, 2021
Post menopausal lady who has not had a sexual encounter with man nor beast for twenty plus years
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
Breasts that have gone south through lack of manipulation and fondling, resulting in the gathering of dust particles and dust mites through neglect and lack of attention
by crispy minge August 29, 2010
by AwesomeScienceFacts December 21, 2017