Cinco De Mayo

A time when all of LL posts mexican jokes on the boards and then faps.

Cinco De mayo consists of 1) a joke, then 2) fapping
1)joke(eg.):
Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B

2)fapping, that is self explanatory

Cinco De Mayo by llamaguy May 19, 2007

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Great Mayo Blaster

When you're girlfriend is hungry for a sandwich, you make her one, with extra mayo...and begin to jerk off. When you are a mere 2-3 pumps away from climax you put your dick in the sandwich which contains boars head cold cuts and extra mayo, and you give her a bite while holding the sandwich together you pump into it, thus 'blasting her' with a combination of semen & hellmanns mayo. Bring out the hellmanns & bring out the best!!

This guy at my favorite jersey deli counter said they were out of mortadella, so he made me a great mayo blaster sandwich and it was too salty!!

Great Mayo Blaster by Richard davis October 22, 2008

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Mayo • mayonnaise • mayonaise • Mayo Monkey • mayonnaise sandwich • Mayor McCheese • Mayochup • Mayowa • mayo sandwich • mayocide

STINKO De MAYO

The holiday that a certain Natural Gas trader calls his own !

"When he stepped into the ring today,May 5th,his collar remained unironed,his wardrobe was wrinkled,his belt missed two loops,his zipper made it halfway up to his waist,and he had a unicorn jutting out from his unibrow.He felt comfortable on this particular day! After all,it was STINKO De MAYO !"

STINKO De MAYO by YX August 1, 2008

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Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo

When two people are side by side (guys or girls) and an abundance of jizz is strewn throughout both pubic regions. A 3rd person then proceeds to eat the jizz out of both pubic patches.

Person 1: What are you having for dinner?
Person 2: I'm having the protein rich Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo!

Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo by BoomGorillaFace November 14, 2010