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ur mum gey 

The worst dumbass insult that could ever be said. Anybody it is said to will be instantly obliterated, along with the entire universe.
Carl: *says well made insult*
Joe: "ur mum gey"
Carl: *fucking dies*
Universe: *fucking dies*
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"ur mum" is not ur actualy ur mum but a person that represents ur mum
it is used when you are really stoned or dont hav a good enough come back
Jon: what does my cooking taste like?
Michael: ur mum
ur mum by Germans December 12, 2006

ur mum lel 

An extremely annoying term, overused by faggots on 8 Chan or Reddit
Person 1. Wow she's really annoying

Person 2. You know who else is annoying? Ur mum lel

Person 1.....faggot
ur mum lel by d0ve. November 2, 2014
the answer to anything and if you can't be bothered to think of an answer just say "ya mum"
Q.what did you do on the weekend?
A.ya mum
Q.how are you?
A.hows ya mum?
ya mum by mel November 16, 2003
the answer to every thing in the world:

"your fat"
"ya mums fat"

"ur a seedy cunt"
"ya mums got a seedy cunt"

"you licked my anus"
"ya mum licks my anus"
And some JokEs:

Ya mums so fat that when she gets hit by a semi trailer she goes"Who threw that rock!?"

ya mums so fat she got baptised in the ocean!

ya mums so fat she makes godzilla look like an action figure!

ya mum is so stupid she took a part time job painting skeetles!

ya mums so fat she has to iron her pants on the drive way!!!!!!!!!!!
ya mums a man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate doing this its for the fucking example
ya mum by YA MUM LOVES IT December 10, 2004

your mum 

an easy come back, can be used anywere.
john: i pulled last night!
jack: mate i pulled your mum
john: fuck you my mums dead
jack: that didnt stop me having my way with her
your mum by owain June 15, 2007