lard

Gavin Lee's cum. Lovely.

Amy Rose likes lard., in her mouth.

by Szene Kid December 6, 2006

Lardpockets

When someone is so groteqly fat, they are lardpockets.

man, sam is such a lardy mclardo lardpockets.

by Nickademus September 17, 2005

lardscaping

Shaping, defining or removing excess body fat (is there any other kind?), such as through liposuction

Damn, Francine looks hot since the doctor turned her spare monster-truck tire into an awesome hourglass. Blessed lardscaping.

by The Master Bates February 10, 2008

Lardvinia

Lardvinia De Lard is on an only lard diet and loves lard.

Lardvinia is hugley lardy.

by Lardviniahater October 5, 2023

Douche Grease Lard

Obeise people that don't even care to shower. Usually this person's ass crack is always showing, making people put a bullet through their heads. This terribly compliments the person's constantly greasy hair, which looks like she dumped bacon grease on it.

Boy 1: Oh my god I just puked out my ass.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I just saw a Douche Grease Lard.
Boy 2: You're lucky you didn't die on the spot!
Douche Grease Lard: You know I can hear you
Boy 1 + Boy 2: AHHHHH MY DICK JUST DISINTIGRATED

by puke16 June 1, 2010

Lard Arse

One who is a Belcher, an Ian Belcher

That Belcher is a Lard Arse

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

lardroom

A word used in comix written by and for gay retarded babbys.

Did you see that Garfield minus Garfield cartoon. The punchline was lardroom.

by The Real Chris Barnes March 10, 2009